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Part of the reason why I hate mustard now

i hate when that shit happens to ketchup.

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She probably thought Masturbation was a history book or something
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scabbers:

okay! lets talk about the twilight series!

i read it over spring break last year after watching the movie (which i thought was terrible), because my friend told me it was better and blahblah.

things i hated about the series:

• bella cries like EVERY OTHER PAGE. it’s so fucking annoying. i hated her because of it. (i’m a little upset they didn’t put that in the movie? and the fact that she fainted a lot)
• edward was too “okay” with bella sneaking off to see jacob when she did, and had NO problem with her having feelings for him because it was “his fault”. LOLOKAY.
• I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AT ALL IN THE FIRST PLACE~ she’s smells good and he’s zomggorgeous? that’s it? how shallow…………………………………………………………………….
• JACOB IS THE CLEAR WINNER HERE. SO MANY REDEEMING QUALITIES.
• renesmee should’ve killed her. i was really really really hoping she did.
• imprinting creeps me out.
• VAMPIRES HAVE FANGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• LOLOLOL “DONT YOU REMEMBER? YOU FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AND OUT A WINDOW. EDWARD AND HIS DAD SAVED YOU!!!!!!” FUCK THAT. any caring mom with any common sense would assume that edward was abusive, right? i mean. yes she’s clumsy, but that is definitely not the kind of story a mom should be so quick to believe.
• they all live happily ever after.
• SHE SHOULD’VE STAYED WITH JACOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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that’s probably all you’ll be hearing from me on this subject.
just had to get that off my chest~

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brennadaugherty:

UNF.

I can’t fucking wait for New Moon tomorrow, omg.

Oh Yeah .This here. THIS FUCKING HERE MY NIGGA!!

the only reason i’ll see New Moon <3 <3 <3

yup i deff have a better body….

holy fucking shit, that body.

ok i am sorry but i don’t find him attractive at all

Remember when he was Sharkboy. He was ugly then and he’s ugly now.

Hold my hair back as I puke.

THANK YOU EMMA JONES!

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Incorrect. The graph shouldn’t be titled “Reasons People Hate Twilight,” but rather, “People Who Hate Twilight.” Just had to say.

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‘what the fuck would jesus do?’ holiday cards on sale here!

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Michael Scott: Unbelievable. I do the nicest thing that anyone’s ever done for these people and they freak-out. Well happy birthday Jesus, sorry your party’s so lame.

2x10, “Christmas Party”